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    Facebook for the Senior Generation:

    For those of my generation who do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

    Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell people passing by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later, and with whom.



    I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.

    I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.

    And it works just like Facebook. I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist!

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    Some trips done - Cape York, Fraser Island, Simpson Desert / Central Aust, Vic High Country.

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    <worst joke nominee>

    My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

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    Roll call on the first day of school in London, England....

    Ahmed Al Sheriah ............................. ......"here"
    Mustafa Al Sheriah ............................. ....."here"
    Fatima El Bindihiri ............................. ......."here"
    Ali Acmah Shabeeb ............................. ....."here"
    Ali Sun Al En ..........................No answer

    Ali Sun Al En?

    A little girl at the back stands up and yells .... "It's pronounced Alison Allen, for Christ’s sake!
    Sold the Prado. Now FJ Cruiser

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    Subject: Short Love Story

    A man and a woman, who had never met before,
    But who were both married to other people,
    found themselves assigned to the same sleeping
    room on a trans-continental train.

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    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
    sharing a room, they were both very tired and
    fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth
    and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke
    the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
    but would you be willing to reach into the closet
    to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight,
    let's pretend that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!," he exclaimed.

    "Good," she replied "Get your own ******* blanket."

    After a moment of silence, he farted.
    Sold the Prado. Now FJ Cruiser

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