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Most of you know the features of the Kakadu but what you don't know is this.
Each and every Kakadu has air suspension on the rear..Standard..You knew that.
BUT..flick that height adjuster switch up and down really really really fast and you can bounce the back end clean off the ground..Alright!
It has a great DUFF DUFF stereo, Alright!
The steering Wheel slides up to greet you when you press the start button and and has all the DUFF DUFF controls on it..Alright!
The cool box under front centre armrest sure does keep your coke icy cold . Alright! So cold in fact you can freeze ya arse off.
Luckily the heated front seats switches are within easy reach..Alright!
Partial leather seats which reminds you of your days wandering down Hindley St, Hay St..or when you hung around the Cross........Delete that..I was just having a flashback.
Awesome Inbuilt DVD screen in front and fold down dvd screen in rear..great for watching adult movies. Alright!
Has crawl control ... Alright!
So what have you learnt?
In the Kakadu you can have ya coke, while watching porn, bouncing up and down and end up with a heated arse and when you get ya face smashed in with the automatic steering wheel you can press a button and crawl away.
Or did i just read the manual wrong?
Cheers
Steve
Each and every Kakadu has air suspension on the rear..Standard..You knew that.
BUT..flick that height adjuster switch up and down really really really fast and you can bounce the back end clean off the ground..Alright!
It has a great DUFF DUFF stereo, Alright!
The steering Wheel slides up to greet you when you press the start button and and has all the DUFF DUFF controls on it..Alright!
The cool box under front centre armrest sure does keep your coke icy cold . Alright! So cold in fact you can freeze ya arse off.
Luckily the heated front seats switches are within easy reach..Alright!
Partial leather seats which reminds you of your days wandering down Hindley St, Hay St..or when you hung around the Cross........Delete that..I was just having a flashback.
Awesome Inbuilt DVD screen in front and fold down dvd screen in rear..great for watching adult movies. Alright!
Has crawl control ... Alright!
So what have you learnt?
In the Kakadu you can have ya coke, while watching porn, bouncing up and down and end up with a heated arse and when you get ya face smashed in with the automatic steering wheel you can press a button and crawl away.
Or did i just read the manual wrong?
Cheers
Steve
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