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  • Morning stroll
    This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for my stroll around the
    marina. I noticed a man with a long knife running down the dock towards
    me, dressed in Islamic clothing, who shouted "Allah be praised! and
    "Death to all Infidels!, when suddenly he tripped and fell into the
    water.
    He was struggling to stay afloat because of the weight of all the
    explosives he was carrying, and I knew that If he didn't get help he
    would surely drown!
    Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the moral code that
    requires a person to help those in distress, I contacted the Police,
    the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the Fire Department.
    It is now 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the
    authorities have responded. I'm beginning to think I just wasted four
    stamps.
    Sold the Prado. Now FJ Cruiser

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      Sold the Prado. Now FJ Cruiser

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