Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

[OT] Jokes page

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Morning stroll
    This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for my stroll around the
    marina. I noticed a man with a long knife running down the dock towards
    me, dressed in Islamic clothing, who shouted "Allah be praised! and
    "Death to all Infidels!, when suddenly he tripped and fell into the
    water.
    He was struggling to stay afloat because of the weight of all the
    explosives he was carrying, and I knew that If he didn't get help he
    would surely drown!
    Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the moral code that
    requires a person to help those in distress, I contacted the Police,
    the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the Fire Department.
    It is now 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the
    authorities have responded. I'm beginning to think I just wasted four
    stamps.
    Sold the Prado. Now FJ Cruiser

    Comment


    • Camping video

      VID-20170124-WA0025112.mp4
      Sold the Prado. Now FJ Cruiser

      Comment


      • oops
        Last edited by Jon; 23-03-2019, 06:01 PM.
        Sold the Prado. Now FJ Cruiser

        Comment


        • A young child swallowed some Scrabble squares. Going for a poo could spell trouble!
          [B][SIZE=4]ntp
          [/SIZE][/B][COLOR=#000040][B][SIZE=1]Love the Outback............. Love my Prado.[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]
          [I][SIZE=1][URL="http://i520.photobucket.com/albums/w328/ntpryce/Picture23.png"]My Prado[/URL][/SIZE][/I], [I][SIZE=1][URL="http://i520.photobucket.com/albums/w328/ntpryce/MyExtras.png"]My Extras[/URL][/SIZE][/I]
          [B]4wdriving First Party[/B][COLOR=#0000ff] - [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#0000ff]dןǝɥ ɹoɟ ןןɐɔ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı[/COLOR][/B]

          Comment

          canli bahis siteleri bahis siteleri ecebet.net
          sex vidio
          antalya escort
          gaziantep escort gaziantep escort
          asyabahis maltcasino olabahis olabahis
          izmir escort kayseri escort gaziantep rus escort
          atasehir escort tuzla escort
          replica watches
          sikis sex hatti
          parisbahis
          holiganbet
          Working...
          X