Classic Wife Comments

[Hubble80 Member Find all posts View Profile Close Hubble80]

I spent most of the other day frustrated and yelling at the kids and dog.

Wife: Why don't you just have a shower and pi$$ off to the pub or something.
Me: Alright I will.
Wife: It think you could stay and help feed and bath the kids and put them to bed couldn't you.
Me: I might as well not even go to the pub then.
Wife: You'd only come home drunk and be crabby tomorrow anyway.
Me: Then I have an excuse to go to the pub tomorrow night too!

Gotta love em!!!

[Hubble80 Member Find all posts View Profile Close Hubble80]

And another doozie from today!!!


Me: We really need to start being smarter with our power or we will have a $1000 bill next quarter.
Wife: Why would you say that
Me: Because of the new carbon tax which started this month
Wife: But we don't use any carbon...

[yowie Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close yowie]

And another doozie from today!!!


Me: We really need to start being smarter with our power or we will have a $1000 bill next quarter.
Wife: Why would you say that
Me: Because of the new carbon tax which started this month
Wife: But we don't use any carbon...

Seeing as diamonds are made from carbon, you won't need to buy her any more diamond rings!!!

[pete8205 Member Find all posts View Profile Close pete8205]

Seeing as diamonds are made from carbon, you won't need to buy her any more diamond rings!!!

does that mean diamonds will have a carbon tax too?

[Sand Runner Lurker Find all posts View Profile Close Sand Runner]

Her: Does this dress make my arse look big?
Me: Yeah
Her: Bastard
Me: Well,not that much.........
Her: Lying bastard

I guess only the depth varies!

[kav Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close kav]

this thread just keeps on giving . thanks guys . at the depths of my despair you have given me hope . if i could remember some from my missus i will happily post them . alas it seems i have obliterated them from the memory bank in despair .