The 4wding First Party: (Warning this is a political Thread)

[Matty80 Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close Matty80]

Trekky, feel the force.

On re-reading that policy I have noted a lot of typos. Must have been a drinking night when I dribbled that one out....

Would that not be party doctorine MLC? Surely drinking comes before writing policies. Additionally, more drinking prior to party voting on new policy. Surely, this requires more drinking prior to further refinement of said policy?

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Would that not be party doctorine MLC? Surely drinking comes before writing policies. Additionally, more drinking prior to party voting on new policy. Surely, this requires more drinking prior to further refinement of said policy?

I will let you know after you get back, we have a drink and then casually think about it

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Fellows bearing in mind that the new Big Kahuna is a non drinker we may possibly have to refer to said engagements a "party pre and post briefings".

See ya on the tracks,Richo.

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" the new Big Kahuna is a non drinker " WTF ? its called a party . he"ll get things done ! and ask questions and want stuff done . how can he be expected to speak absolute shite at a quality level at late night meetings ( although you SA guys appear well versed at that ) . does he know how to use a union credit card properly ? does this new revelation put his manhood into question ? is he some sort of hippy non conformist ? does our esteemed new leader partake of some other form of other mind enhancing engagements ? is he a scientologist ? so many questions now . so we have installed ( whoops , self installed ) a party leader without general concensus . well at least he has 3 green reputation lights . OH crap does that mean he's a green . this wouldn't happen in a democracy , im glad this is australia .
glug glug former (nay) deposed foreign minister kav

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WARNING: A revolution has just occurred. The second President is a puppet for his wife who is obviously holding back on the entertainment part of the marriage contract or tied up the President and holding him hostage. Even worse, she has become a member. FFS, someone call the Prime Minister and fair work Australia before she gives the order to turn off all Prados!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Act before we all end up doing crochet around the net campfire, or day trips to display gardens......

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MLC we could even be out buying taps instead of off roading!!

It's the quiet unassuming types that we must look out for the new President will need to have some good answers for Question Time at the next party meeting.

As The former President I will rely on the current ministers at the inaugural 2012 gtg meeting to take the President to one side and review his intentions.

See ya on the tracks, Richo.

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WARNING: Act before we all end up doing crochet around the net campfire, or day trips to display gardens......

Well when Trish goes offroading you can't keep up with her Rob!

Ask Spamwell what is was like trying to keep up with Trish going through Kings bore at the GTG (loads of fun will be his answer)

Oh and Trish's idea of a good time looks something like this (I took the Photo Trish was behind the wheel)

http://s7.postimage.org/uskl0h1nf/Bu...r_Park_031.jpg

SWMBO thinks she is running the show, I am happy to let her think that. Heck she even wants to trade the rav in on an FJ Cruiser!!

Cheers The Fat Bastard

[iantz Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close iantz]

Having proposed one of the best policies (aka - the bikini car wash policy) and the fact I generally keep quiet on the party front, I consider myself one of the silent partners; AKA power-brokers; AKA PP Union Leader.

It is becoming clear to me that our former Party Leader, El Presidente, Head Honcho, the Big Cheese, The Big Kahuna, the Fat Bastard! - AKA RICHO - might have been stabbed in the back by AJ120. Having not seen AJ120 with his hat off, I am beginning to believe he has red hair (sound familiar to anyone??). Now that MrsAJ120 is chairman of the GTG and also a member of this male-dominated forum, I am beginning to believe AJ120 has a string attached to each part of his body, and MrsAJ120 has these strings connected to her fingertips (sound similar again to another red head politician by any chance?).

Short of re-appointing the old leader (we wouldn't want to do that would be Rudd) I fear there may be another coup d'état coming soon.

The question is thus: WHO will be doing the back-stabbing this time in order to get the top job?

Cheers -
Ian

AKA - Self Appointed Union Leader; Silent-Partner; Power Broker etc....

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If I were dead I would be turning in my grave. (No, it does not need to be arranged, it will happen soon enough)

I now appreciate the internal struggles experienced by my peers in Lennon and Marx.

Ian, congratulations on the new appointment as Union Leader. Although I suspect this position may actually require you to do something as opposed to the other political roles. Oh wait, I was confused Union LEADER, nope, not much to do in that role.

Perhaps someone should right up our policy on dealing with Unions that represent our voting members.

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Ian, I'm getting a bit worried that the unions are getting involved - after all, I don't want to be locked out of my Prado if this escalates

At present MrsAJ120 has confined her contributions to only the one thread but I share your concern that the new Head Honcho may indeed be a puppet leader and who knows where this will lead - something might actually be done.

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On another note Ian, did you see that the Channel 9 show 'Celebrity Apprentice' stole your Bikini washing idea and applied it to anyone who could afford it (rather than just Prado's) with Jesinta Campbell doing the honours

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Ian, I'm getting a bit worried that the unions are getting involved - after all, I don't want to be locked out of my Prado if this escalates

I share your concern that the new Head Honcho may indeed be a puppet leader and who knows where this will lead

I acknowledge your concerns. My role isn't to upset members but to try and get the best for all PPers and party supporters by ensuring the Party Leader, El Presidente, Head Honcho, the Big Cheese, The Big Kahuna, the Fat Bastard! AKA - AJ120 - continues to do absolutely nothing. I am concerned that given recent information on his 'puppet' status, something might actually get done and this of course is TOTALLY AGAINST PARTY POLICY. My members certainly DO NOT want things to get done around here, because this would reflect effort, and this is something my members do not like exerting.

I can assure you I will do nothing in my attempts to resolve this threatening issue. According to the latest Newspoll though, AJ120s approval rating is at an all time low. I had NOTHING to do with this.

On another note Ian, did you see that the Channel 9 show 'Celebrity Apprentice' stole your Bikini washing idea

Unfortunately, I did see this. I believe certain clauses of this policy would prevent persons like Pauline H from working at the bikini carwash. However, I am glad that others are promoting this policy whilst we all sit here doing nothing.

[Richoson Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close Richoson]

Fellow Party Members

It is now evident that the uncontrolled usage of party vehicles has lead us to this sorry state we are now in. The caucus will need to consult the unions, ministers, lobbyists and other interested parties to formulate a policy to address the current issue and put in place a strategy to handle further uprisings.

Possibly this policy should limit the vehicle usage to Toyota SUV's such as RAV's and Klugers. The usage of FJ's will need to be reviewed (there is a rumour that Toyota are changing the name to FGay cruisers as the buyers tend to be non off road metrosexual males).

As the former El Presidente I will be watching this thread with interest.

Regards, Richo.

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I acknowledge your concerns. My role isn't to upset members but to try and get the best for all PPers and party supporters by ensuring the Party Leader, El Presidente, Head Honcho, the Big Cheese, The Big Kahuna, the Fat Bastard! AKA - AJ120 - continues to do absolutely nothing. I am concerned that given recent information on his 'puppet' status, something might actually get done and this of course is TOTALLY AGAINST PARTY POLICY. My members certainly DO NOT want things to get done around here, because this would reflect effort, and this is something my members do not like exerting.

I can assure you I will do nothing in my attempts to resolve this threatening issue. According to the latest Newspoll though, AJ120s approval rating is at an all time low. I had NOTHING to do with this.

It's good to know that you are upholding the noble traditions of the 4WDriving First Party by actively pursuing the party policy of doing nothing - and doing it well I fear AJ120 may be a lost cause - perhaps MLC should step up to the mark as Party Leader - I know he can be relied on to do absolutely stuff all whilst creating the impression of saving the planet with his inane rhetoric.

Unfortunately, I did see this. I believe certain clauses of this policy would prevent persons like Pauline H from working at the bikini carwash. However, I am glad that others are promoting this policy whilst we all sit here doing nothing.

I agree, I actually didn't mention the Pauline H part as I felt it may offend the sensitive natures of fellow PPers The idea of Pauline H in a Bikini!!!!!!!!

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I think AJ120 should be banned from calling an early election. He needs to be in fix up mode and deserves to do stuff as instructed by SWMBO.

I am presently in breach of party policy trying very hard to stop my SWMBO from coming on Friday night. Ifthere are 6 men and 2 women we will be seriously outnumbered!!!!!

I maintain in my inane rehtorical manner that these are dark times gentlemen, dark times, and there will be collateral damage.