The 4wding First Party: (Warning this is a political Thread)

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And if you get into power... you'll need a police force to support you.

Let's not forget this visionary ad:

You know the types, poor suspension, low clearance... some still get through and think they are a 4wd'er, but they don't get far.

Some of the border rules:

• No boy band CDs
• No personal organisers or man bags
• No macrobiotic food
• No cardigans or designer shoes
• No face creams or lip balms
• No sparkling water or latte sippers
• No soft roaders
• No metrosexuals
• No fake 'Toyota' 4wd badges
• No pastries
• No hair dryers
• No tofu or soy sausages
• No manscaping (wtf)

And to think that some of these people have kids!

It's a hard country... and we want to keep it that way. "Nothing Soft Gets in".

I Love this ad. Keep up the great work NTP, you crack me up. P

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Crooza

Just to further qualify:
•No boy band CDs What do you class as a boy band ? AC/DC is not a boys band. KISS is a boys band.
•No macrobiotic food What is this ? I don't think this includes curdled milk.
•No sparkling water or latte sippers Latte, is only permissable if your trying to impress a supermodel NO not permissable AT ALL. If that biatch aint impressed by the rig, abundance of testosterone and your true "man bag contents" then she is not a super model.

Finally manscaping is similar to lowering a 4wd or painting it pink, its just wrong.........

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Crooza

Just to further qualify:
•No boy band CDs What do you class as a boy band ? AC/DC is not a boys band. KISS is a boys band.
•No macrobiotic food What is this ? I don't think this includes curdled milk.
•No sparkling water or latte sippers Latte, is only permissable if your trying to impress a supermodel NO not permissable AT ALL. If that biatch aint impressed by the rig, abundance of testosterone and your true "man bag contents" then she is not a super model.

Finally manscaping is similar to lowering a 4wd or painting it pink, its just wrong.........

Thats what I thought about the boy bands, just had to clarify.
The latte is just to get her in attention (you don't actually have to drink it), the rig will get her all wet and ready to go.
Lowering a 4wd..... thats a Rover thing.

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While on the topic of stickers, it seems Transformer stickers are acceptable in SA and should be Australia wide. A definitive study has shown that young lads who have transformers grow into real men with Prados (who apparently then apply the sticker lol). The whole transformer concept is an entry level learning skill that drives a grown man to modify his tuff vehicle. More than meets the eye, I guess.

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Transformers are awesome for the record... I have my sticker...

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•No boy band CDs What do you class as a boy band ? AC/DC is not a boys band. KISS is a boys band.

Aerosmith?

(I can see this subject needing its own thread pretty soon lol)

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Transformers are awesome for the record... I have my sticker...

Shhhh, I was policy manipulating to save you and Ian. Now don't say anything further or someone may try to start a scandal and remove Richo from office. They will call it Richogate and it will involve transformers and washing bay maids in bikinis.

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Shhhh, I was policy manipulating to save you and Ian. Now don't say anything further or someone may try to start a scandal and remove Richo from office. They will call it Richogate and it will involve transformers and washing bay maids in bikinis.

washing bay maids in bikinis that transform into swmbo, hmmmm

ahh sorry, my minds wandering again

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For the record, the following are NOT considered manscaping

1. Trimming excess nose and ear hair, providing it is done with a pocket knife or wire cutters!

2. unintentional removal of eyebrows when starting the campfire using to much petrol

3. the use of soap on a camping trip, provided that the soap used is Solvol, wimpy soaps such as Lux or anything with flowers on the packaging is not acceptable. It should be noted that Solvol is also suitable for washing hair whilst camping (yes I have done this LOL)

Cheers The Fall Guy

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Richogate is a definate possibility as the washing bay maids are also definate starters. We will also include 6 pack abbs blokes (not keg blokes like me) to keep the SWMBO's distracted / interested. Any enhancement to to 4WDriving is a positive step and will be included in policies.

A new policy draft is that members that can't make numerous 4WDrive adventures be able to gain brownie points by providinbg sponsorship and cash payments to the party senior executive and will gain "Exhalted" status.

Regards, El Presidente.

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Richogate is a definate possibility as the washing bay maids are also definate starters. We will also include 6 pack abbs blokes (not keg blokes like me) to keep the SWMBO's distracted / interested. Any enhancement to to 4WDriving is a positive step and will be included in policies.

A new policy draft is that members that can't make numerous 4WDrive adventures be able to gain brownie points by providinbg sponsorship and cash payments to the party senior executive and will gain "Exhalted" status.

Regards, El Presidente.

You capitalist pig...... how much?

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You capitalist pig...... how much?

In the interest of Australian political parties all payments will be disclosed to the Electorial Commisssion. This will be done after due diligence has been done by the senior executive as to meeting the 4WDriving guidelines of 4WDriving "Appropriate bribery and corruption" conditions have been discussed and met or exceeded. As noted on the party official bumper sticker all donations must be sent in "brown paper bags" to the El Presidente for distribution.

See ya on the tracks, The Fat Bastard.

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All Party Members

The official party bumper stickers have been ordered. These will be available on a strictly limited basis at a cost to be determined. This cost will published as soon as we decide how much we can gouge members. Stay tuned for more info.

Regards, The Prince of God's Own Country.

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All Party Members

The official party bumper stickers have been ordered. These will be available on a strictly limited basis at a cost to be determined. This cost will published as soon as we decide how much we can gouge members. Stay tuned for more info.

Regards, The Prince of God's Own Country.

Electoral advertising offences include the following:

Printing, publishing or distributing electoral advertising, such as how-to-vote cards, car stickers, pamphlets, handbills and posters, that do not show the name and address (not a post office box) of the person authorising the advertisement, and the name and place of business of the printer, penalty: up to $1 000 for a person, or $5 000 for a body corporate (section 328). This offence applies at all times and is directed at preventing irresponsible and possibly defamatory election comment by anonymous sources.

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Prime Minister to be, Mr Richo
Put me down for a sticker. As the creator of the party I must have one. You will note I will not be at the GTG so Aj120 as party deputy and fall guy can collect it for me. Payment will be made as you chose and direct by private message.

Also,
Why is our political party not showing in the Morgan Polls on popularity or on the news? Could one of you Queenslanders ask Pauline Hanson how to promote the party next time your picking up the fish & chips?

Also, also
I note Andrew has put the policy line in his sig, so have I. I am now making it a point to see how many more do.