The 4wding First Party: (Warning this is a political Thread)

[kav Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close kav]

i would hate to see the downfall of such an up and coming party because influential persons had been ommitted .

is that you juuulia . come out from back there , no put the knife down , oooow you bitch . stop it your hurting me .

damn that post came out upside down.

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sorry pradoz i read the pronunciation wrong for a second , i thought you were taking the pissapissa out of us . wonder what the mutha fukafuka thinks of our new tax. be careful though with a name like that theyre probably allready from a mission or should that be on one .

sorry no pissapissa, its a fact. couldnt believe it when i seen it. poor bugger would cop some crap out on the footy field hey. he is in the U/16s so help us all when he makes it to 1st grade and the tv commentators have to call his name and get it all wrong

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Folks

A suggested bumper sticker design, this should be manufactured out of the longest lasting materials we can get, it is in no way meant to be bio-degradable. Please note I have included a green leaf to throw the Greenies off the scent.



See ya on the tracks, Head Honcho.

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What are the big corporations that sit in the back ground with those little strings that everyone talks about called? Every leading party as a few?

As the supplier of an essential product on which your party depends and operates on, I feel that I may have been hereby unjustly left out? I would hate to see the downfall of such an up-and-coming, and potentially powerful group because influential persons had been omitted?

Matty

Any secret donations of 4WD lifeblood will be kept extremely confidential, as a key party supporter and supplier you would be given the status of " Political Lobbiest", this is a highly sought after position as it absolves same from any form of responsibility whilst supplys continue.

See ya on the tracks, The Big Cheese.

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love to see the leaf hangin out from under the tyre and mud spraying up everywhere making a mess ... (all over julia and "knob" brownes face)

[kav Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close kav]

as foreign minister it is a matter of course that at my first stopover in the palm cove camp ground , i shall hopefully get to see our foreign policy at work first hand and whether or not it works with some of our northern european imports . i believe some of these would be refugees have an excess clothing removal policy . i hope to produce a powerpoint presentation at some point . as per my requirements i will be rolling GRANDE CLASS as one in such a prominent position would not be expected to ride VX . your faithless servant kav

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Kav i am worried that you will not survive such an arduous journey despite the GRANDE CLASS.

You appear to have your fridges set up the wrong way around according to your signature. I am worried that you will not survive if you only have the 18lt for beer and the 40lt as the "something else fridge".

I hope this message doesnt get to you too late otherwise we may never see the powerpoint presentation showing the excess clothing removal policy working in all its splendour

Kind Regards

PradOz

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fear not fellow 4wder . i will also be carrying a 40ltr esky along with the centre console fridge , there should be ample refrigeration . if not i shall address this at the second stop , where is shall be luxuriating in the billy snedden memorial suite of the cum again motel some where in outback qld . im a survival expert , i watch bear grylls regularly in conjunction with macgyver . hmmm good thoughts though , you show much initiative pradoz , i may need an aid de camp/lackey/ scapegoat i think the expression is . faithless servant kav

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Folks

A suggested bumper sticker design, this should be manufactured out of the longest lasting materials we can get, it is in no way meant to be bio-degradable. Please note I have included a green leaf to throw the Greenies off the scent.



See ya on the tracks, Head Honcho.

I so need one of these stickers for my car.

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fear not fellow 4wder . i will also be carrying a 40ltr esky along with the centre console fridge , there should be ample refrigeration . if not i shall address this at the second stop , where is shall be luxuriating in the billy snedden memorial suite of the cum again motel some where in outback qld . im a survival expert , i watch bear grylls regularly in conjunction with macgyver . hmmm good thoughts though , you show much initiative pradoz , i may need an aid de camp/lackey/ scapegoat i think the expression is . faithless servant kav

if only the 4wding first party cloning policy was in place - i would be there in an instant. swmbo would have the wanted dead or alive posters up and the trackers out after me should i disappear on a jaunt, err sorry, a fact finding mission

safe trip, look forward to the powerpoint presentations

regards PradOz

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Of course you understand that exemptions must exist, given that our founding member and your esteemed deputy leader both have SWMBO that drive soft roaders, Subaru and Rav respectivly. So I propose that owning a soft roader is acceptable if its main use is to transport SWMBO to work and back, in order that she earn enough cash to continue with mods on a real 4WD!

Anyone owning a soft roader and claiming it to be a real 4WD should be subject to the above mentioned poser tax, and may also be prosecuted under the proposed "impersonating a 4WD" laws.

Cheers Andrew

This amendment together with the exemption was rushed through last night. SWMBO was threatening to tie my proverbials to the rear diff locker and shift to hi-low downhill!
Naturally I paid no attention, the good of the party and its policies simply coincided with the idle threat.

Now Craig and Will, I am not standing for PM. I am an idealist as was Karl Marx (he created communism). In other words, I'm too lazy hehehe and just seek the recognition for creating the party, I leave its manipulation, rise to power, destruction and cessation to other capable hands.

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Fellow Party Members

Today several members engaged in a junk... fact finding mission in SE Qld. To aid with further co-operation from the SWMBO members we included them on the fact finding mission, distracting them with coffee shops, restaurants and dress shops, they are now fully on board for further fact finding missions.

We have discovered a subversive plot!!! In our travels we discovered that the regional council in the area we were have labeled every side road as NO Through Road. In the interest of fact finding we traveled some of the said roads and found them to lead to tracks and creek crossings.

Policy suggestion. All No Through Roads signs to be removed and members to proceed to investigate the real destination of said roads. Every precaution should be taken to meet WH&S policies so ample liquids In SE Qld (XXXX) and nourishment to be carried at all times.

Regards, The Big Kahuna.

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Fellow Party Members


We have discovered a subversive plot!!! In our travels we discovered that the regional council in the area we were have labeled every side road as NO Through Road. In the interest of fact finding we traveled some of the said roads and found them to lead to tracks and creek crossings.

This is very worrying information and we are grateful for your diligence in getting to the truth of the matter. These signs were obviously put up by people driving sub standard vehicles (not 4WD) who don't understand that a good creek crossing is essential for any proper road. Our policy to tax these low slung vehicles to the point they can not afford to travel on our roads should also help eliminate this disgusting practice.


No one has mentioned it but i guess it goes without saying

Their will be no carbon tax under a government we lead

Cheers The fall guy

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What Is the Party's Policy on the Foraging Woodland creatures? .............. possibly their introduction to a 17" tyre or steel bar depending on their endangered status and political stance?
It should also be acknowledged that soft roaders have their place in sandy environs where a grader (and or something to point and laugh at) is not available.
Is there a policy stating that depending on what type of vehicle recovered as to what cost is incurred for said recovery (EG Nissan= carton, great wall = don't bother[or see above point and laugh comment]).
also is there a IVT (inferior vehicle Tax) component? could also be known as SVT (shi....... you get the idea..........). For those who should just not be there (eg: hyundai getz on the canning, Great wall .... umm anywhere).
Ryan

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Also a question for the illustrious foreign misister :
Senor Kav.
what do we do with those individuals who speak no English, do not know what a 4wd is or how to use one
and find themselves stuck in said 4wd in randomly terrible locations??
Usually the above Point and Laugh method suffices but what really is the Proper protocol for such a situation ??
This also raises the question of Licencing. and why our learner books come in 16 languages .........
Ryan