The 4wding First Party: (Warning this is a political Thread)

[MidLifeCrisis Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close MidLifeCrisis]

Voting... why would we want to risk allowing non supportive 4WDriving First Party people involved? Anyway I thought "4WDriving First Party" meant a whole stack of 4WDrivers getting together for a drive and a party together, am I wrong?

Regards, Richo.

My apologies Richo. I was just observing an irrelevant fact that plays absolutely no part in policies, procedures and skimpy wash maid dress protocols.

As you were

[kav Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close kav]

the foreign minister has returned from his record breaking womens weekly whirlwind junket . this thread kept me amused while factfinding . mid life , i must respond as to anyone having been elected to any position . many political dictators have never been popularly elected by the people ie . julia gillard , bob brown ,morris iemma in his first term , anna bligh , mike rands about to be replacement , george w bush in his first term , lets see , gadaffi , hussein ,and many other prominent dictators from around the world . who needs to be popularly elected .

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Welcome back Minister. Prime Minister in waiting - the Hon Mr Richo wants a full report and requested your junket expenses be filed under "B" (for bin it). He also enquired as to Ita Buttrose's health and continued abstinence from $ex.

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One of the top policies and alterations to existing policy on the agend for the 4wding First Party would have to be a change to these hoon law's. Whereby, raising a vehicle is not applicable under such laws, larger tyres are excluded also.

And tighter controls be put inplace where vechicles are lowered.

I also suggest that existing speed humps are replaced with those body kits removal types - which ultimately leave 4wds unaffected!

EDIT: Larger tyres refer to increased rubber, not increased rim sizes!!! Get rid of the bling...

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I want to know why it was with womans weekly and not penthouse or playboy, or are we talking code...lol

[MidLifeCrisis Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close MidLifeCrisis]

I want to know why it was with womans weekly and not penthouse or playboy, or are we talking code...lol

Crooza, we don't discuss these things on the forum. If you pm me I will explain that Kav may be guilty of reading said magazine while sipping a chai latte at a trendy cafe. Please keep this under your hat as the ramifications would be disasterous to the party's reputation.

The party's official line is he was assimulating with non prado drivers to ascertain the negative effect they have on our community.

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errr thanks for clearing that up mid life .maybe i should edit post ,not sure what i was thinking . what abstinence ? didn't look like she was abstaining from where i was standing if ya get what i mean he he he ( sounding like sir les paterson ) although ita does seem to have been out in the sun a lot , got a very dark tan . she did have a lisp i think .

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Time to dust off your election policies...

[MidLifeCrisis Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close MidLifeCrisis]

Yes Richo!
I have a small but loyal following. I am happy to assign their votes to you subject to graft and corruption,... ahem... I mean knowing your policies and platform to govern.
Perhaps you could write them down(the graf... policies and platform), put them in a brown paper bag, give them to AJ120 at the GTG2011 and accept the assigned votes, yes all good, business closed.

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If we are going to formalise this we need a minimum of 500 signatories - or something like that. So best we get a move on...
Put my name at the top of the list, i'll with this 100%

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As a temporary measure, a caretaker committee has been formed to do absolutely nothing. Members are thanked for their votes that lead to this democratically elected committee. The elected members have been sworn in to do bugger all and to do it to the best of their ability.

As clearly stated in the first post our intention is to do bugger all, this is one political party that stands by it's promises

We must work out an agenda for the first meeting though, are we gunna eat and drink and then talk shite, or talk shite and then eat and drink?

Cheers Andrew

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i'm going with the drink and talk shite... eating just wastes valuable space for drink!

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As the most likley time the caucus is first to meet is the 2011 GTG I will go to great lengths to do nothing to prepare apart from stocking up on brown paper bags and white shoes. As per MLC's words of wisdom there will be great feasting and expansive wordsmithing without any chance of any sensible outcome, apart from having a fantastic time in SEQld!!

I have been assured that the party Patron The PradoPoint Fairy will make an appearance with a short speech on the lack of sensible policies except 4WDriving for fun. Look out for the photos.

See ya on the tracks, Richo.

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i'm going with the drink and talk shite... eating just wastes valuable space for drink!

As a noted party member was heard stating at the 2010 GTG "eating is cheating" !!

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hear! hear!