The 4wding First Party: (Warning this is a political Thread)

[craigm Addicted PP Member Find all posts View Profile Close craigm]

Instead of a political party create a business and then make the GTGs the annual board meeting. That way attending the event can be a tax deduction!

Does that mean that all running costs of the vehicle pool shall be deemed as tax deductible or even better tax free?

[Trekrider Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Trekrider]

I have to admit (well, actually I don't - but I will anyway) I've never been one for politics but have occasionally looked in on this thread with interest. Having a few hours to spare in my lunch-break (but don't tell the boss as we only get half an hour) I decided to read the whole thread. There I was casually munching away on one of WA's finest home-grown (No Kiwi imports here) apples and I got to this post:

I found myself at a bit of a dilemma - as the only qualified First Aider on site today how was I to perform CPR on myself whilst choking to death on said apple? This has to be the best 'My Family' sticker I have seen - even surpassing the one 1CB has. By the way, I vote that 1CBs one be exempt from the 'No My Family stickers' legislation.

I would like to nominate myself as the member for WA - I know MLC will approve (he thinks I'm a 'member' already).

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Dear All

It has been my esteemed pleasure to have been the leader of the 4WDriving First Party for the inaugural period of the parties existance. The dedication to policy introduction, suggestions for refinement to the party principles and total lack of any action have been outstanding.

I believe that AJ120 will carry the banner well with the assistance of the hanger oners and will lead the party toward the next meeting in SA with gusto.

So let's continue to party, 4 wheel drive and BS ad infinitum.

See ya on the tracks, Richo. (now lowly peasant)

PS: There are some signatures that appear to have the party motto misspelt, these need to be corrected or the offenders can expect a visit from the Patron.. the Pradpoint Fairy.

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PS: There are some signatures that appear to have the party motto misspelt, these need to be corrected or the offenders can expect a visit from the Patron.. the Pradpoint Fairy.

Oops, that's what I get for copying Now corrected, after all, we don't want the PP Fairy having to travel all the way to WA - he'd probably be stopped at the border anyway

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ive never met aj , does he have a big arse , no tits and red hair, is this moving forward (hand gesture , hand gesture ). have i been ejected as foreign minister for not attending a party meeting but instead attending a margaret river booze festival . is richoson having his heart replaced . so many questions , so few answers .

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Dear All

It has been my esteemed pleasure to have been the leader of the 4WDriving First Party for the inaugural period of the parties existance. The dedication to policy introduction, suggestions for refinement to the party principles and total lack of any action have been outstanding.

I believe that AJ120 will carry the banner well with the assistance of the hanger oners and will lead the party toward the next meeting in SA with gusto.

So let's continue to party, 4 wheel drive and BS ad infinitum.

See ya on the tracks, Richo. (now lowly peasant)

PS: There are some signatures that appear to have the party motto misspelt, these need to be corrected or the offenders can expect a visit from the Patron.. the Pradpoint Fairy.

Richo, never peasant! As a retired politician you receive a pension in perpetuity calculated at 90% of the last years salary and indexed annually. Congrats! Now let me calculate that for you..... $0 x 90% x 1.035 (indexing for year 1) = uhm, lots!

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I reckon you guys need one policy: How about all 4wds to have All Terrain tyres as a minimum standard?

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ive never met aj , does he have a big arse , no tits and red hair, is this moving forward (hand gesture , hand gesture ). have i been ejected as foreign minister for not attending a party meeting but instead attending a margaret river booze festival . is richoson having his heart replaced . so many questions , so few answers .

No I don't have a big arse, definately don't have tits cause if i did I would never get anything done Hair? I have some, no point in wasting all your hormones growing hair though

As the newly elected leader I think it is timely to declare all other positions vacant, we need to refresh the party otherwise ministers might get bored and want me to actually do something!

Cheers The big Kahuna

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I reckon you guys need one policy: How about all 4wds to have All Terrain tyres as a minimum standard?

We could mandate this as an ADR for all true 4wd vehicles, we could also mandate lift kits and lockers be standard items on all 4wdrives as well.

Keep the suggestions coming folks.

Cheers The Fat Bastard.

[craigm Addicted PP Member Find all posts View Profile Close craigm]

As the newly elected leader I think it is timely to declare all other positions vacant, we need to refresh the party otherwise ministers might get bored and want me to actually do something!

lol lol lol.... MLC for Minister for Family Values???? (Choke splutter snort)

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What about... by 2012... no Prado owner should live without the chance to attend a Pradopoint GTG.

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By 2012, no child shall be without a Prado.

Hmm, minister for family values. hmm, do ARB sell values?

Just a quick question, what exactly do family values do? Are they compatable with diesels, chips, and a small but quality collection of adult movies?

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As the newly elected leader I think it is timely to declare all other positions vacant, we need to refresh the party otherwise ministers might get bored and want me to actually do something!
Cheers The big Kahuna

Sheeeesh, not good, that sounds like a green policy and approach.

[Matty80 Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close Matty80]

Hmmm, new policies after a change of leadership are inherintly just as bad or worse than previously. Similar examples are given when realocating positions within the party where the new positions are almost in complete opposites of an original.

For example, the minister for fuel and polution may find himself the minister for revegitation, likewise the the pradopoint fairy may find himself the pradopoint muscle.

So where would that put our must illustrious members after the reshuffle?

I humbly request permission from the almight leader to add the party slogan to my signature!

[craigm Addicted PP Member Find all posts View Profile Close craigm]

Are they compatable with diesels, chips, and a small but quality collection of adult movies?

Anything that comes out of our Nations Capital in the mail in plain wrapping has to be good for the family man doesn't it?