Members age?

[Chippy Addicted PP Member Find all posts View Profile Close Chippy]

... married for 4 weeks.

Belated congrats Plucker. There's another good one gone :lol: :lol:

Cheers
Chippy

[plucker Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close plucker]

Thanks Chippy, she's a Weipa girl who loves fishin camping an 4WDing so it's all good.

[Chippy Addicted PP Member Find all posts View Profile Close Chippy]

Aawww maaate ... does she have a sister ? Or better still, at my age, maybe you could introduce me to her mum :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers
Chippy

[MTpockets Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close MTpockets]

I arrived b4 TV, computers & Prados
54 years if i had hair it would be grey, 1 wife, 2 billy lids ( girls 25 & 23 ) opps young ladys they have been to more places in the world than i have.
Married 27yrs :lol:

good on you Fazza someone here older than me
you are a mere youngan MTPockets but not as young as some..

Spara :?

I can relate to this and I have to keep remembering
"Life begins at 50"
Cool, I get to learn how to walk again !!!!!!

[Yota Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close Yota]

27, I feel like a kid again around here

[Warby Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Warby]

how old am i

Well im 45 married 19 yrs louise is 40 with one 19 yr old daughter a(and i own a shotgun)

Warby 8)

[MTpockets Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close MTpockets]

:shock: :lol: :lol: :wink:

[spara Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close spara]

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really? Like a new born baby?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."

sorry its off the topic.!!!!

sparra

[Bomber-74 Member Find all posts View Profile Close Bomber-74]

I'm 33 Wife is 33 (same day 8 hours difference) two rugrats boy 2 and a half and girl 16 months. Married too long according to the wife (11 years)

[Damien Parker Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close Damien Parker]

Thats bizarre bomber, my birthday is the same day as the wife, 6 years difference though :shock:

[clifton Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close clifton]

Well now I am going to totally Bugger up the average age and make MT Pockets feal Good completely 56years, married for 25 no kids spent most of my life at sea.

[PeteS Member Find all posts View Profile Close PeteS]

Sorry guys. Another bump up for the averages.
- Physical age = 52. Mental age around 25
- I have been with the leader of the opposition for 35 years and happily married for over 27 years
- We have three children aged 26, 24 & 22 AND they still live at home :x :x :x

Geez, when i read this I must be a BORING old Fart :shock:

Cheers
Pete S

[MTpockets Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close MTpockets]

Well now I am going to totally Bugger up the average age and make MT Pockets feal Good completely 56years, married for 25 no kids spent most of my life at sea.

In the old days, the only reason my old man went to sea was to get away from the family.... you must hate ya kin clifton..... Just kidding :lol: I dont feel real good, cos I know I am going to hit your landmark pretty soon.... bring it on !!

Sorry guys. Another bump up for the averages.
- Physical age = 52. Mental age around 25
- I have been with the leader of the opposition for 35 years and happily married for over 27 years
- We have three children aged 26, 24 & 22 AND they still live at home :x :x :x

Geez, when i read this I must be a BORING old Fart :shock:

Cheers
Pete S

The leader of the opposition eh..... you tryin to get votes Pete or what?
At least ya aim high, any higer you would get Johnny.... hehehe :lol:

[dirttracker Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close dirttracker]

Age 51
Married 27 yrs
two sons - 22 and 24, still at home.
One dog - 2.5 kgs.

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[Chippy Addicted PP Member Find all posts View Profile Close Chippy]

If you have a look on the jokes page and read about man being given the extra years of life that was refused by the mule, the dog and the monkey ... :shock: :?

And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years working like a mule and carrying heavy loads on his back. Then he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry, then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting strange to amuse his grandchildren.


.... then apply them to this thread .... :shock: :P

... we wind up with ...



Zero Men

32 Mules

16 Dogs

and 1 Monkey

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers
Chippy