Sky news report. The Irish have joined in the attack on Libya .
They sent in 3 ships - 2 full of sand, and one full of cement ..... it was a mortar attack.
Wife says to husband "you only ever want sex when you're drunk. Husband says "that's not true....... sometimes I want a kebab"
The missus asked if she pleased me in bed?
I said "yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth." . . . "What trick?" she asked?
"The one where you shut up and go to sleep!"
Kate Middleton asked the Queen for advice on marriage and a long relationship...
she replied, "Wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off!"
They sent in 3 ships - 2 full of sand, and one full of cement ..... it was a mortar attack.
Wife says to husband "you only ever want sex when you're drunk. Husband says "that's not true....... sometimes I want a kebab"
The missus asked if she pleased me in bed?
I said "yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth." . . . "What trick?" she asked?
"The one where you shut up and go to sleep!"
Kate Middleton asked the Queen for advice on marriage and a long relationship...
she replied, "Wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off!"
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