A young Italian girl was going on a date.
Her Nanna said: 'Sita here ana leta mea tella you someting about this-a younga boy.
He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna lika dat, but don't let him do dat.
He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna lika dat too, but don'ta let him do dat eeda.
But mosta important, he's agonna try ana lay ona topa you, you are agonna really lika dat, but dona let him do dat for sure.
Doing dat willa disgrace our family.
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.
The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
'And Nanna, I didn't let him disgrace our family as you said.
When he tried to lay on top of me, I just rolled him over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!'
Her Nanna said: 'Sita here ana leta mea tella you someting about this-a younga boy.
He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna lika dat, but don't let him do dat.
He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna lika dat too, but don'ta let him do dat eeda.
But mosta important, he's agonna try ana lay ona topa you, you are agonna really lika dat, but dona let him do dat for sure.
Doing dat willa disgrace our family.
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.
The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
'And Nanna, I didn't let him disgrace our family as you said.
When he tried to lay on top of me, I just rolled him over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!'
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