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[Jon Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close Jon]

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I withdraw my objection

[smakb Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close smakb]

But it may be a defense if he can prove it to be true..... Let's check the credit card....


Steve

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[Ozpat Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close Ozpat]

There's not that many jokes on here that are politically, racially nor language correct.

[wooley Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close wooley]

I am NOT talking about what may or not be on a credit card.
I believe this is a serious breach of the Forum rules

Seriously!?

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[wooley Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close wooley]

Explain what it means to your kids....

I think you'd be surprised what kids these days already know.

And on that note, try explaining many of these jokes to your kids...

No need to be so upset over your mate being in trouble for spending union money on ladies of the night.

[craigm Addicted PP Member Find all posts View Profile Close craigm]

Explain what it means to your kids....

I think it'd be a bit irresponsible to let my kids read the jokes page on just about any forum these days...


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[KIMBOPRADO Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close KIMBOPRADO]

My Six year told me a joke today...........

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak???






A Headbanger!!!

[rags Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close rags]

Explain what it means to your kids....

I decided to delete the explanation posted as the kids wheren't interested in it but i hope those that read it enjoyed it

[craigm Addicted PP Member Find all posts View Profile Close craigm]

Well done rags. That"s much easier for my kids to understand!! complete with a good summation at the end.

[Ozpat Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close Ozpat]

Is it just a coincidence that I'm now looking on this thread here ads for scantily clad ladies looking for a good time.

[AJ120 Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close AJ120]

MLC...I object to your post.
Surely this is a breach of the rules - language and politically incorrect

I smell some double standards here!

Jokes about burning politicians alive are OK?

DONATIONS FOR PARLIAMENT


A driver Is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside
Canberra,

Nothing Is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the car
window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going
on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the members of parliament and
they're asking for a $100 million ransom!

Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and
set them on fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

"Roughly a litre."

I take it that ROOT is the bad language? But SHIT is OK!

"Because they taste better without the shit inside!"

I would find it easier to explain to my 13 YO son about a root in a brothel, than i would to explain why burning people alive is funny!

Cheers Andrew

[MidLifeCrisis Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close MidLifeCrisis]

MLC...I object to your post.
Surely this is a breach of the rules - language and politically incorrect

Dear Jon
I do apologise. I should have posted " finally a dishonest low life that now risks his exhorbitant political pension for life at the expense of honest taxpayers has proven he can do what most other lying low life labor party members cannot. He has shown he can not only organise a sexual encounter in a brothel, but defraud those he represents at the same time. His actions perhaps only bettered by that lower-life current Prime Minister that has screwed every aspect of OUR great country.

There, my apology is sincere and my political statements now factual and correct. Again, I unreservedly apologise for using the word "root" in a crass manner.

Edit: I think "screwed" has been used in an acceptable manner after hearing enough people use it in actual day to day conversations.

[rags Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close rags]

Dear Jon
I do apologise. I should have posted " finally a dishonest low life that now risks his exhorbitant political pension for life at the expense of honest taxpayers has proven he can do what most other lying low life labor party members cannot. He has shown he can not only organise a sexual encounter in a brothel, but defraud those he represents at the same time. His actions perhaps only bettered by that lower-life current Prime Minister that has screwed every aspect of OUR great country.
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That was what i tried to explain to the kids in my post i removed but they just would not listen rather they just wanted to go and read their book "Liar Liar my pants are on fire" , might just try now to repost it now