Four surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from Perth, says, 'I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered.'
The second, from Melbourne, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Brisbane, says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
But the fourth surgeon, from Canberra, shut them all up when
he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on
.There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..
...........plus, the head and the arse are interchangeable.'
The first surgeon, from Perth, says, 'I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered.'
The second, from Melbourne, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Brisbane, says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
But the fourth surgeon, from Canberra, shut them all up when
he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on
.There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..
...........plus, the head and the arse are interchangeable.'
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