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[MidLifeCrisis Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close MidLifeCrisis]

53% of the population of Kalgoorlie are from NZ! Are any of the b@stards still over there?

73.2% of the population misquote percentages and this rises by 0.18% seasonally adjusted.

[kav Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close kav]

believe it or not , apparently in the last 2 years 30 000 kiwis have gone home . GUESS WHY . yes thats right they made changes to the dole system . if this keeps up our budget will be on target to be in surplus by 2013 .

[Dobbo Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close Dobbo]

I've learnt that you can't make a woman love you.
Best you can do is to stalk her and hope she panics and gives in.

I've learnt you can still vomit long after your stomach is empty.

I've learnt why they lock petrol station restrooms. They're afraid someone will clean them

I've learnt my dog doesn't like brussel sprouts either.

[kav Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close kav]

the dog and the brussel sprouts , i hear ya . don't feed them broccolli either unless you have some sort of air purification system and its BIG .

[Matty80 Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close Matty80]

73.2% of the population misquote percentages and this rises by 0.18% seasonally adjusted.

i learnt that 78% of statistics are made up by the people that quote them...

[wes Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close wes]

I learnt that the weather in NSW is absolutely crap at the moment....Where did summer go??????

[Bushbasher Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close Bushbasher]

You wanna swap 50mm for a couple of 43s?

[smakb Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close smakb]

Nissan Patrols don't float

[downunder Find all posts View Profile Close downunder]

Bugger, but seen prado's do that as well. !!!

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[crowey Member Find all posts View Profile Close crowey]

i learnt that 78% of statistics are made up by the people that quote them...

Ninety two percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils.

and 112% of people exaggerate the true facts

[Max Member Find all posts View Profile Close Max]

My 10 week old can sh!t from the change table to a distance of around 3m by the time it hits the floor. Given the right conditions I think she could do better.

What this lesson has taught me

1. Never stand downstream when the safety is off
2. It's only funny for me when SWMBO comes downstairs decorated in baby poo
3. Cleaning baby poo out of the carpet at 3am is not funny

[MidLifeCrisis Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close MidLifeCrisis]

My 10 week old can sh!t from the change table to a distance of around 3m by the time it hits the floor. Given the right conditions I think she could do better.

What this lesson has taught me

1. Never stand downstream when the safety is off
2. It's only funny for me when SWMBO comes downstairs decorated in baby poo
3. Cleaning baby poo out of the carpet at 3am is not funny

I have learnt that 1 through 3 are hilarious!. Its a point of view thing

[Bushbasher Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close Bushbasher]

As any parent would know (except for my younger brother) you haven't lived until you have had the trifecta: pooh, wee and spew at the same time over your shoulder and down your shirt whilst holding the little blighter.

[KAKADAZ Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close KAKADAZ]

I learnt that when the heavy, sharp metal sprocket falls off your garage door motor (the one up nice and high that turns the chain) that thongs are not, repeat NOT suitable work boots.

[Shan Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Shan]

Driving few KMs with a disintegrating drive belt can cause crankshaft oil seal damage !!!! bummmm !!
Make sure you take out all the loose bits out on the first opportunity, I learned the hard way