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  • I served at Darwin back in 1984. Some navy lads came into our boozer, tore the cistern and bowl from out of the men's loo, brought it into the bar and proceeded to fill the cistern with beer. They would then take turns flushing the cistern and drinking the beer via the bottom of the s-bend. It was horrible with green and brown gooey stuff. They ceremoniously took the loo aboard their patrol boat later and gave it a burial at sea.
    Dave
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    Bugger Bali, get out and see Australia before we sell it all to China.

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    • This is one of those "when you see it" photos. I spotted this while walking through the streets of Inverloch tonight

      Spilsy
      Today is the tomorrow you were shitting yourself about yesterday - Billy Thorpe

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      • No driveway, no car. But there's a family of 25 middle-easterners living in the garage.
        Dave
        Views expressed are mine alone and are not intended to compromise the integrity of my employer nor offend those who may read such views.
        Bugger Bali, get out and see Australia before we sell it all to China.

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        • Originally posted by Bushbasher View Post
          No driveway, no car. But there's a family of 25 middle-easterners living in the garage.
          There is a driveway... Next to the garage. The tree in front of the garage is helpful too...

          And the stirrups for the poles are a bit long...
          Spilsy
          Today is the tomorrow you were shitting yourself about yesterday - Billy Thorpe

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            • Spilsy
              Today is the tomorrow you were shitting yourself about yesterday - Billy Thorpe

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              • I'll let this stand on its own...

                https://youtu.be/MXW0bx_Ooq4
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                • Originally posted by cfryback View Post
                  I'll let this stand on its own...

                  https://youtu.be/MXW0bx_Ooq4
                  Gold!!!
                  [B]Steve[/B]

                  2010 Silver GXL Prado 150, D4D Auto, with a few non standard bits

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                  • Originally posted by cfryback View Post
                    I'll let this stand on its own...

                    https://youtu.be/MXW0bx_Ooq4
                    This is gold. I love story behind the original film. It was made at an actual GMC trucks film shoot, after they've finished for the day and the guy convinced them to record it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag
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                    • The next prado needs a turbo encabulator.
                      Spilsy
                      Today is the tomorrow you were shitting yourself about yesterday - Billy Thorpe

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                      • I spotted this excerpt of a conversation between a customer and an airline help desk:

                        Customer: “How long does it take to fly to Los Angeles?”

                        Help Desk: “About 12 hours.”

                        Customer: “OK, and how long does it take in economy?”

                        Help Desk: “About 12 hours; it’s the same aeroplane.”

                        Customer: “I’ll need to think it over, I’ll call back another time.”

                        Help Desk: “Yes, sir, economy and business travel take place in the same dimension.”
                        Spilsy
                        Today is the tomorrow you were shitting yourself about yesterday - Billy Thorpe

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                        • Originally posted by Spilsy View Post
                          I spotted this excerpt of a conversation between a customer and an airline help desk:

                          Customer: “How long does it take to fly to Los Angeles?”

                          Help Desk: “About 12 hours.”

                          Customer: “OK, and how long does it take in economy?”

                          Help Desk: “About 12 hours; it’s the same aeroplane.”

                          Customer: “I’ll need to think it over, I’ll call back another time.”

                          Help Desk: “Yes, sir, economy and business travel take place in the same dimension.”
                          LOL. Reminds me of two incidents I've seen.
                          1: Street vendor in Cambodia where the exchange rate is 1 USD to 4000 Riels:

                          American Tourist: "How much is that"?
                          Street Vendor: "1 dollar"
                          American Tourist: "Hell no, I'm not paying that much! I'll give you 5000 Riels!"
                          Street Vendor: "Ok"
                          Tourist to his wife smiling: "You've got to bargain hard in these Asian Countries. They respect that."


                          2: Greyhound check in Boston:

                          Clerk: "How can I help you today sir"
                          Me: "Can I have two tickets on the quarter to nine coach to New York
                          Clerk: "I'm sorry sir we don't have one at that time, we only have one at eight forty-five"
                          Me: "Oh I see, I guess I'll take the eight forty-five coach thanks"
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                          Nissan Patrol: Keeping Bogan's out of Toyota's since 1951[/SIZE]

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                            • Originally posted by Spilsy View Post
                              The next prado needs a turbo encabulator.
                              +1
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                              • Originally posted by r4ndll View Post
                                2: Greyhound check in Boston:

                                Clerk: "How can I help you today sir"
                                Me: "Can I have two tickets on the quarter to nine coach to New York
                                Clerk: "I'm sorry sir we don't have one at that time, we only have one at eight forty-five"
                                Me: "Oh I see, I guess I'll take the eight forty-five coach thanks"
                                Quarter of nine being 9.15 in the USA though...
                                Cheers
                                Micheal.

                                2008 GXL D4D Auto. GOING... GOING... GONE
                                2015 GXL 1GD Auto. And it begins again...

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