I served at Darwin back in 1984. Some navy lads came into our boozer, tore the cistern and bowl from out of the men's loo, brought it into the bar and proceeded to fill the cistern with beer. They would then take turns flushing the cistern and drinking the beer via the bottom of the s-bend. It was horrible with green and brown gooey stuff. They ceremoniously took the loo aboard their patrol boat later and gave it a burial at sea.
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Bugger Bali, get out and see Australia before we sell it all to China.
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No driveway, no car. But there's a family of 25 middle-easterners living in the garage.Dave
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Bugger Bali, get out and see Australia before we sell it all to China.
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Originally posted by Bushbasher View PostNo driveway, no car. But there's a family of 25 middle-easterners living in the garage.
And the stirrups for the poles are a bit long...Spilsy
Today is the tomorrow you were shitting yourself about yesterday - Billy Thorpe
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Originally posted by cfryback View Post[B]Steve[/B]
2010 Silver GXL Prado 150, D4D Auto, with a few non standard bits
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Originally posted by cfryback View Post[SIZE=2]120 GXL D4D Auto, with a 'List of Wants' greater than the 'List of Needs' greater than the 'List of Haves'
Nissan Patrol: Keeping Bogan's out of Toyota's since 1951[/SIZE]
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I spotted this excerpt of a conversation between a customer and an airline help desk:
Customer: “How long does it take to fly to Los Angeles?”
Help Desk: “About 12 hours.”
Customer: “OK, and how long does it take in economy?”
Help Desk: “About 12 hours; it’s the same aeroplane.”
Customer: “I’ll need to think it over, I’ll call back another time.”
Help Desk: “Yes, sir, economy and business travel take place in the same dimension.”Spilsy
Today is the tomorrow you were shitting yourself about yesterday - Billy Thorpe
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Originally posted by Spilsy View PostI spotted this excerpt of a conversation between a customer and an airline help desk:
Customer: “How long does it take to fly to Los Angeles?”
Help Desk: “About 12 hours.”
Customer: “OK, and how long does it take in economy?”
Help Desk: “About 12 hours; it’s the same aeroplane.”
Customer: “I’ll need to think it over, I’ll call back another time.”
Help Desk: “Yes, sir, economy and business travel take place in the same dimension.”
1: Street vendor in Cambodia where the exchange rate is 1 USD to 4000 Riels:
American Tourist: "How much is that"?
Street Vendor: "1 dollar"
American Tourist: "Hell no, I'm not paying that much! I'll give you 5000 Riels!"
Street Vendor: "Ok"
Tourist to his wife smiling: "You've got to bargain hard in these Asian Countries. They respect that."
2: Greyhound check in Boston:
Clerk: "How can I help you today sir"
Me: "Can I have two tickets on the quarter to nine coach to New York
Clerk: "I'm sorry sir we don't have one at that time, we only have one at eight forty-five"
Me: "Oh I see, I guess I'll take the eight forty-five coach thanks"[SIZE=2]120 GXL D4D Auto, with a 'List of Wants' greater than the 'List of Needs' greater than the 'List of Haves'
Nissan Patrol: Keeping Bogan's out of Toyota's since 1951[/SIZE]
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Originally posted by Spilsy View PostThe next prado needs a turbo encabulator.[I]Maroochydore, Sunshine Coast, Queensland[/I]
1999 Toyota Landcruiser Prado RV 4cyl 2.7L Manual, Lifted 2-3" on Dobinson Springs & Shocks, Cooper STT Max Mud-Terrains in 235/85R16 all-round 32", Custom no Bullbar winch mount with Runva 11XP Winch, Black Sliders, 10000 Lumen, LED Lightbar
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Originally posted by r4ndll View Post2: Greyhound check in Boston:
Clerk: "How can I help you today sir"
Me: "Can I have two tickets on the quarter to nine coach to New York
Clerk: "I'm sorry sir we don't have one at that time, we only have one at eight forty-five"
Me: "Oh I see, I guess I'll take the eight forty-five coach thanks"Cheers
Micheal.
2008 GXL D4D Auto. GOING... GOING... GONE
2015 GXL 1GD Auto. And it begins again...
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