Things that tick you off!

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hmm sure is little.... Rob what happened, he is much better looking than you?

Look, all I can tell you is what I've already told Mister Beasley: none of us saw anything. It was just one of those things: Bluey Barnes was reading a magazine; Ambrose Hatcheson was taking a piss; Johnny Price was washing his hands; Jimmy Loughnan was watching a bullant crawl across the table, and I was watching Jimmy watching the bullant.

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that bloke is enormous...

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that bloke is enormous...

Hehe, he went to see a young fella who decided he was going to harras my daughter. She was distressed by the event and her "uncle scruffy" (a name only she can call him) said he would ask the fella to politely stop picking on her. Seriously, she was smiling like a cheshea cat for weeks.

I guess I'm the runt of the litter at 6 foot 1 inch. My old man turned 70 a few weeks ago and up until about 18 months ago could carry 120kg limestone blocks around for most of the day..... (he scared the bejesus out of me and my little brother). For the record, no, the thought of lifting 120kg gives me a hernia.

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I'd be taking his teddy bear off him too! (or jar of vaseline and porn mags under the bed)

Geeze Craig, you deal some hard justice! If he rubs/pulls too hard he could be scarred for life lolololol

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Or he could go blind :razz:

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Or he could go blind :razz:

Who said that? come here and say that (waves hands in the air feeling for the voice)

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had to get myself some glasses today, couldn't read the words anymore... what's this about blind, what sends you blind?

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So by that rationale are those without glasses just in denial?

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OMG Matty your alive! I though you were killed with those other Somalian pirates! By the sounds of it you have just been stowed away in a life raft going blind to keep yourself occupied

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OMG Matty your alive! I though you were killed with those other Somalian pirates! By the sounds of it you have just been stowed away in a life raft going blind to keep yourself occupied

Mate, if only I could spend the money I use to modify this rig on modifications to the prado...

Work has been keeping me busy, and the internet is slow as shite! Can hardly load a page... Patience is the key!

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F#%king Spammers... Waste of space!!!

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Low cars parking in clearly signed 'High Vehicles Only' parking spaces when there's plenty of spaces under cover only a few meters away!!!! Arrrggggg

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Low cars parking in clearly signed 'High Vehicles Only' parking spaces when there's plenty of spaces under cover only a few meters away!!!! Arrrggggg

Hmm, if you look closely those cars usually have a long scratch down the side caused by your keys, I mean someones key.

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Hmm, if you look closely those cars usually have a long scratch down the side caused by your keys, I mean someones key.

After seeing who your little brother has for friends I'd say they should be happy with only key marks

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After seeing who your little brother has for friends I'd say they should be happy with only key marks

LMFAO. Chopper is not a friend. It was some show night where Chopper and the footy player (pic in the background) were touring. My little brother just wanted a pic with him. Guess he wasn't going to argue....

Makes you think. I recall always being a shit of a big brother, hopefully I hit him hard enough that he lost all memory, otherwise I'm in for some serious payback that could mean I will never walk again..... Now, I always tell him he is my bestest little brother and that I look up to him. hehehe