OK....Mine is pretty simple. I'm a private pilot and I drive my rig like I stole it.
I have come use to the name on other boards. If I had to do it again I would use.......
Hank Scorpio,
Good afternoon, gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the Doomsday Device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold or you'll face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this.........
Here is something about me:
I own my own company. It's called Globex and we are located in Cypress Creek. We don't have bums in our town, and if we did they wouldn't rush; they'd be allowed to go at their own pace. It is a technical company where we make lasers and other dooms day devices. Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your closet; there's a pair for you. Don't like them? Then neither do I! Get the hell outta here! Ever see a guy say good-bye to a shoe?
If you need anything, you call me. I've never had to call my own company. Someone upstairs will tell you the number. But, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot. When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on your house.
-Hank
I have come use to the name on other boards. If I had to do it again I would use.......
Hank Scorpio,
Good afternoon, gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the Doomsday Device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold or you'll face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this.........
Here is something about me:
I own my own company. It's called Globex and we are located in Cypress Creek. We don't have bums in our town, and if we did they wouldn't rush; they'd be allowed to go at their own pace. It is a technical company where we make lasers and other dooms day devices. Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your closet; there's a pair for you. Don't like them? Then neither do I! Get the hell outta here! Ever see a guy say good-bye to a shoe?
If you need anything, you call me. I've never had to call my own company. Someone upstairs will tell you the number. But, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot. When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on your house.
-Hank

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