The 4wding First Party: (Warning this is a political Thread)

[Trekrider Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Trekrider]

Wash the car? That sounds like hard work to me and definitely against party policy I only cleaned the small piece of rear screen that I needed to get the sticker on

[Richoson Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close Richoson]

Wash the car? That sounds like hard work to me and definitely against party policy I only cleaned the small piece of rear screen that I needed to get the sticker on

Now that's the spirit Trekky!! So we now have stickers in WA, SA, Vic, Qld, ACT. C'mon you members in NSW, NT and Tassie, we need your support to be a truly national party

See ya on the tracks, Richo.

[Trekrider Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Trekrider]

Perhaps MLC and I should apply some pressure to 1CB to get a NSW representative.

[1coolbanana Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close 1coolbanana]

Perhaps MLC and I should apply some pressure to 1CB to get a NSW representative.

Nah..............I reckon Kav would be the man for that, I still have the g@y two wheel jobbie in the garage with knobbly tyres so I cant qualify to represent

Btw, is this acceptable

[ntp Addicted PP Member Find all posts View Profile Close ntp]

Btw, is this acceptable

Sergeant-at-Arms!!!

[MidLifeCrisis Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close MidLifeCrisis]

Oi! 1Politicalbanana,

get a sticker from Richo

My work is done, where did I put my beer?

[MidLifeCrisis Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close MidLifeCrisis]

PS love that sticker

[Richoson Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close Richoson]

Oi! 1Politicalbanana,

get a sticker from Richo

My work is done, where did I put my beer?

In ya mouth

[MidLifeCrisis Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close MidLifeCrisis]

In ya mouth

Oh, yeah, thought that was my foot.

[1coolbanana Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close 1coolbanana]

where did I put my beer?

In the fridge on the back of the bike

I prefer 1Mysteriousbanana actually !

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I'm not sure that a prodominantly male forum should contain so much talk about what to call the banana...

[AJ120 Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close AJ120]

Wash the car? That sounds like hard work to me and definitely against party policy I only cleaned the small piece of rear screen that I needed to get the sticker on

Pleas note Treky that we already have a comprehensive and brilliant policy on car washing that involves no effort on the part of the 4wd owner, however it may cause an elevated heart rate and serious amounts of sweating in some cases!

By overwhelming demand the following Policy will be known as a "Golden" policy. A Golden policy cannot be ammended or altered without a referendum. For those West Australians amongst us that is the same process you go through at a state level every 3 or 4 years to decide whether your curtains will fade from the introduction of daylight savings.

Golden Policy 1: All car washes must be manned/womaned/staffed by bikini clad women (approved based on photographic application by the 4wding first party members) who like to wash dirty 4wdrives using buckets full of bubbles, and don't mind getting wet and dirty in the process. During Summer months such bikini clad women may remove any clothing they wish to stay cool, however for OH&S reasons they may NOT wear any other clothing as this may get caught on the 4wd. All cloths and sponges are to immediately be banned as un-environmental, at the same time any bikini clad woman will be paid double for improvising in cleaning techniques with the limited resources she has available, eg hands, bikini, lady lumps, tush etc. For safety reasons only the male driver may exit the car during any washing cycle to assist the cleaning staff, unless the passengers would look good assisting the cleaners, which is a decision soley in the hands of the driver.

PS ONLY PROPER 4WDrives may use any cleaning facility.

PLEASE NOTE: Any golden policy must be put to the members at thenext AGM for adoption. As previously mentioned it cannot be altered or deleted without a full referendum.

PS The 4wd First party is an equal opportunity employer. Any person regarless of sex may apply to become a cleaner. All skills, competence and "other" attributes will be considered to select the suitable applicants. As the cleaning areas are estricted for space, we suggest an applicant would have a better vchance of selection if the were petite, young, a very skinny waste to squeeze past the 4wd, able to bend and get into tight spaces, and possess some bodily feature to assist in the no cloth and sponge rule.
God save the Head honcho.

Cheers The Fat Bastard

[Trekrider Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Trekrider]

Sorry oh fat one - I forgot about that one

[AJ120 Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close AJ120]

Ah that is the role of the fat bastard, to train the apprentice so one day he may be a fat bastard as well.

Cheers The Big Kahuna

[MidLifeCrisis Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close MidLifeCrisis]

Trekky, feel the force.

On re-reading that policy I have noted a lot of typos. Must have been a drinking night when I dribbled that one out....