The Australian Poetry Competition came down to two finalists;
A university graduate and an old aboriginal.
They were allowed two minutes to come up with a poem that contained the word 'TIMBUKTU'
First to recite his poem was the graduate. He stepped to the mike and said:
Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that they thought.
The old aboriginal then went to the mike and recited:
Me and Tim ahuntin' went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They were three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The aboriginal won!
A university graduate and an old aboriginal.
They were allowed two minutes to come up with a poem that contained the word 'TIMBUKTU'
First to recite his poem was the graduate. He stepped to the mike and said:
Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that they thought.
The old aboriginal then went to the mike and recited:
Me and Tim ahuntin' went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They were three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The aboriginal won!
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