The Great Dummy Spit thread

[mjrandom Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close mjrandom]

New dummy spit

Smart ass advisers after the event.....

Dear Jasen and Random

May a 1,000 camel fleas infect your groin area......

I usually backup when my life in not chaotic from living out of boxes for 16 months while a 9 montnb renovation takes place.... That's right, there has been a slight over-run on the estimated completion time...

F*&king druggie shits.....

PS Striknine (sp) is very cheap over the net

Too late. Go back to work!

[ntp Addicted PP Member Find all posts View Profile Close ntp]

Did someone say minimum GTG vehicle requirements?

[Anth120playdo Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Anth120playdo]

I've Spat the dummy & picked it up a lot of times with this gtg.
Other committee members quit, & I managed to entice them back, thankfully for the gtg.
I'm not the only committee member who is about to spit it again.
C how it goes, bit I'm all out of dummy's this time, if I drop it, it's gone.
There's more going on than just someone who cannot understand they gtg min required thread.

I don't spit dummy's anymore, not for years, but this has definitely re-ignited an old flame.

[MidLifeCrisis Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close MidLifeCrisis]

I've Spat the dummy & picked it up a lot of times with this gtg.
Other committee members quit, & I managed to entice them back, thankfully for the gtg.
I'm not the only committee member who is about to spit it again.
C how it goes, bit I'm all out of dummy's this time, if I drop it, it's gone.
There's more going on than just someone who cannot understand they gtg min required thread.

I don't spit dummy's anymore, not for years, but this has definitely re-ignited an old flame.

Chewing gum comes into its own on occassions like these. Just actually spit it out after thinking about the issue. The physical act is quite relieving. (spitting it out, not anything else), oh, and no matter what any copmmittee member says, DONT SWALLOW!

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It's been a while, but we have the first entry for 2014:

Log In a Error - Help Needed!!

"Need help ASAP, as if help isn't forthcoming I will quit this forum, and cease any promotions of this forum as well!"

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Any nominations for 2015?

[Anth120playdo Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Anth120playdo]

Any nominations for 2015?

Oraghhhhh maybe

[r4ndll Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close r4ndll]

Any nominations for 2015?

30 degree day. Replaced the string on my whipper snipper. Started it and the string broke and jammed inside it. Fixed it again, worked for 5 minutes and did it again. Fixed it. 2 minutes later it ran out of fuel.

Threw it on the ground and then kicked it down the drive with my steel capped boots and snapped the drive shaft. Looked up to see my wife and neighbours on their front lawn laughing at me.

Is that in the running?

Does that count?

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30 degree day. Replaced the string on my whipper snipper. Started it and the string broke and jammed inside it. Fixed it again, worked for 5 minutes and did it again. Fixed it. 2 minutes later it ran out of fuel.

Threw it on the ground and then kicked it down the drive with my steel capped boots and snapped the drive shaft. Looked up to see my wife and neighbours on their front lawn laughing at me.

Is that in the running?

Does that count?

If that doesn't work please use a sledge hammer. Then you will be sure to have no further issues with that item.

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30 degree day. Replaced the string on my whipper snipper. Started it and the string broke and jammed inside it. Fixed it again, worked for 5 minutes and did it again. Fixed it. 2 minutes later it ran out of fuel.

Threw it on the ground and then kicked it down the drive with my steel capped boots and snapped the drive shaft. Looked up to see my wife and neighbours on their front lawn laughing at me.

Is that in the running?

Does that count?

I feel your pain, i've done the same (less the neighbours) and still haven't got a new one yet!!

[oceanracer Moderated member Find all posts View Profile Close oceanracer]

I've Spat the dummy & picked it up a lot of times with this gtg.
Other committee members quit, & I managed to entice them back, thankfully for the gtg.
I'm not the only committee member who is about to spit it again.
C how it goes, bit I'm all out of dummy's this time, if I drop it, it's gone.
There's more going on than just someone who cannot understand they gtg min required thread.

I don't spit dummy's anymore, not for years, but this has definitely re-ignited an old flame.

committees, don't go there, private agendas , secret dealings, crap communications, doing things without committee approval, over them

[r4ndll Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close r4ndll]

If that doesn't work please use a sledge hammer. Then you will be sure to have no further issues with that item.

I feel your pain, i've done the same (less the neighbours) and still haven't got a new one yet!!

I did feel so much better afterwards

[oceanracer Moderated member Find all posts View Profile Close oceanracer]

I feel your pain, i've done the same (less the neighbours) and still haven't got a new one yet!!

I feel your pain, the least they should do is let you kick it in private

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committees, don't go there, private agendas , secret dealings, crap communications, doing things without committee approval, over them

Yes mate, I learned a lot from that experience.
You forgot a few other things, but lets not bother, moving forward
First & last for me.

Great timing for this thread ntp, I happy to be a nominee & can add a few others from the committee who spat it! After much work I was able to mend, but we ran out of dummy's.

It was not funny at the time, but you have to look back & laugh.
Great to be friends with those who spat it, alike to me lol......

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The Great Dummy Spit thread

####, as you have outlined, this is meant to be a tongue-in-cheek thread where pradopointers can hopefully look back and laugh (at themselves). I hope people get this.

I can certainly think of examples this year alone!

Life's too short not to have a laugh.