SWMBO...God Bless em.

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What were you doing in Jasens Vault?, besides looking for home movies

Trying to get Fidel out, followed him there one night and found him playing dress ups with the princess costumes. Looking around came across a video stash, had to find out if the mankini stories were true.

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Did you find his nutbra. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zdDfQrPi5Q

Nah, I'm guessing the mankini takes care of that job.

Fido how many times have I told you to stop poking around in there!

Fidel made me do it.

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An oldie but a goodie.

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We have actually been in negotiations with Trunk Monkey to send a troop of possums over for training, at first they were against it but I pointed out that the KLC have prados which technically don't have boots (or trunks if you're a yank) so we need a more compact version being a Glovebox possum or "BOX POSSUM" as it will be marketed.
We have come to an agreement and the first batch of multi trained possums should be available for release shortly.

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Box possum!!! LOVE IT haha.

Yep it will be a very handy name as they become more popular in the wider community as you'll be able to pull up next to chicks at the traffic lights and say "show us ya box possum" and she will be able to oblige you with a smile.

Q - always thinking of the big picture

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Can you get shaved box possums?

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Can you get shaved box possums?

Oh yes shaved Box Possums are the recommended way to go, they are more streamlined and therefore faster when they have to spring into action ninja style. Not to mention they're more pleasant to the touch when you give them a pat at feeding time.

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So why not just buy Brazilian Boxed Possums ?

Customs are the major problem there, they are always wanting to search the Brazilian Box Possum and go right over it, even so far as a cavity search, they claim it's a drug search but we know why they do it......................yes they're racists.
So this kills delivery time so we generally avoid them.

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jss you could avoid customs by just getting the ship to wrap the possums carefully in foam and then drop them overboard as the ship passes Bribie on its way to port. You know like the other stuff you get that way. Oooops.

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jss you could avoid customs by just getting the ship to wrap the possums carefully in foam and then drop them overboard as the ship passes Bribie on its way to port. You know like the other stuff you get that way. Oooops.

Shhh that's supposed to be our little secret lol

Q any news on the cool box possums for the kaka owners?

Yes yes the "Frosty Box" edition will be following on shortly after. There will be some additional warnings attached too. You have to be careful with the "Frosty Box" as misuse can end up with a chilly willy. (Willy of course being the name of your frosty possums victim....get your minds out of the gutter).

FYI

Barrett's second book is out and it's autobiographical...

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Another best seller i'm sure!!

Following on from the nut bra, the ladies have not been forgotten.i am pleased to introduce....


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Are they coconut covers????

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Get it back on topic fellas...

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Steve that's off topic!! the thread title says absolutely NOTHING about Tyredogs or Tyrecats or tyre anything. Good god man can't you follow instructions from the mods.
That's good news though. I don't no when my non coloured sh*t one is arriving, it's probably on a slow boat from Taiwan with a bunch of illegal refugees (but it's ok rudd will let em in). The bastards will probably get hungry and eat it on the way.

BTW WTF is the topic of this thread????? I thought it was about anything except for this & that about you know what?? Ohh I forgot to tell you I got a new doohickie for my thingamabob, you know the one with the thingamajig on top.

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Yeah i do, does it do just what you thought it would do?

When did you order your TD? I know it was ordered before mine and mine arrives tomorrow..lol

I do not know what the topic is anymore, regardless of what the thread title says. I think for the most part we cover Swmbo's and possums.
Don't we?

It does absolutely nothing even remotely like what I thought it would do but I love it anyway because what it does im sure is even better, all I have to do is figure out what it is.

I think now every 100 or 150 posts someone should use the word swmbo or possum just to keep us on topic. I just used them both then so were safe for another 300 posts now, which given this threads awesomeness should be in about 6 seconds.

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Steve I don't want to see you bloody fancy pants coloured one, I just bought a crappy um I mean cool black and white one because I didn't know about the cool un I mean shit coloured ones.

I've got some coloured textas and i'm going to colour mine in when it arrives anyway so ner ni ner ni ner ner.