SWMBO...God Bless em.

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Seems like Bendman and I are the only ones with technologically advanced possums. What are you other guys doing? Upskill!

MJ be careful mate, I have given mine night vis goggles (which he adapted and uses as day vision goggles) but that's it. You don't want to upskill the sneaky little blighters too much or they will end up leaving us humans out of the world domination plan. Don't underestimate their skill and cunning or they will make you their bitch, Those teeth and claws aren't there just for show, they are firey little shits.

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Cupid Stunt

Seems like Bendman and I are the only ones with technologically advanced possums. What are you other guys doing? Upskill!

I'm using Possafari version 6.0.5. I hear the Windopossum version is sh!t.

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That was hilarious...on a side note looks like I might have the next week off for watching it at work while some stiff in HR 'investigates' it.

As a member you need not worry Bendman. We have possums behind the scenes to sort this kind of stuff out for you. If you provide said stiffs details it will save time as we will not need to track him.
The shadow agency (aka Shhh) will make him, um I mean the problem vanish.... ninja possums will be used.

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Is anyone else having trouble with the iPossum and the forum's ads? I've told it to stop eating all the cookies, but it still wants to show me ads.

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MJ as far as I am aware the KLC is the only registered possum training organization with skills recognition and qualification scheme. If your possum is as talented as you say you really should join the club and have your possums skills assessed and work towards gaining internationally recognized qualifications.

I don't qualify remember, you excluded cappuccino GXLers. Though I do recall I had the first possum avatar! And the only cinematic possum photographer.

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possum avatar!

Is that the movie with the blue possums... or was that the Smurfs?

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I don't qualify remember, you excluded cappuccino GXLers. Though I do recall I had the first possum avatar! And the only cinematic possum photographer.

Excluded??? Surely not????????????? I would be sure that your avid love for possums and your experiments with possum exploding leds, not to mention the fact that you may have our only local breeding program (not to mention you obvious lack of complete sanity) would surely gain you acceptance to take the admission test.

To be honest MJ I thought you were already one of us, I didn't even notice the lack of red in you sig.

This must be put to the VP and P at once.

My vote for your admittance is a YAY.

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Okay... the Prince of Cambridge has decided to name their new possum George.

And some members of the KLC have already given out names to their prized marsupials (ie Norbet).

So what are your best possum names ?

Itlefoker
Punkymonky
Muffler
Pawbasted
Trik-e-bunt
Peesevenscard
Thorass
Stevfurme
Jasentme
Deefordee
Jssagimp
Ajrated
Fidofixed

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Barrett also means horse thief in olde English. Is your possum hiding something from you?

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Barrett also means horse thief in olde English. Is your possum hiding something from you?

Pffffft... Barrett. What kinda name is that? Fancy being name after a horse thief in the old Dart! Wonder what they used to call Possum thieves???


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Wonder what they used to call Possum thieves???

Adulterers?

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My Possum HR Unit have found a new recruit for the KLC clan, initial offers have been made :-

http://www.pradopoint.com/showthread...362#post421362

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My Possum HR Unit have found a new recruit for the KLC clan, initial offers have been made :-

Hey guys do you have to actually have a Prado to join the KLC as I see you have opened up the invitation for membership to an Altitude owner & so not restricted to just the Kakadu owners? If the answer is no then is there an avenue of appeal?

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Can't believe none of you have offered up any better possum names:


So what are your best possum names ?

Itlefoker
Punkymonky
Muffler
Pawbasted
Trik-e-bunt
Peesevenscard
Thorass
Stevfurme
Jasentme
Deefordee
Jssagimp
Ajrated
Fidofixdme

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Just waiting on the VVP to answer

Hey guys do you have to actually have a Prado to join the KLC as I see you have opened up the invitation for membership to an Altitude owner & so not restricted to just the Kakadu owners? If the answer is no then is there an avenue of appeal?

I understand your desire to be a part of such an elite and special bunch of folk (and possums). The process for being offered membership is a long and sordid one with many obstacles and tests which you are either passing or failing every day without even knowing it. Offering membership is not something done lightly or in haste as non of our fine members want just any riffraff coming on board so the P and the V's under him take the job most seriously, but we will keep an eye on you young lurker. Goodluck.

Regards
VVP KLC

Oh and BTW yes I am agreeing on Bendmans promotion and I think we need a presidential meeting to decide on some new executive titles for future high flyers. I have a great meeting place in mind.....it has beer and boobs and is a non discriminating place as well so possums are free to drink, feel boobs and generally run a muck. Norbit is already on their vip list, I didn't even get a look in, but then norbit does make his presence known whenever he goes out.