SWMBO...God Bless em.

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oh i know, we got a crappy block, The crabs don't bother us, the sharks...well like i posted before, just 400/500 metres off shore in the boat and the boat is a 16footer a shark went under the boat and it was bigger than the boat. (shite, how many times can i use the word "boat" in one line)

And it is a pity we have our own private stairs down to the beach...damn i wish we had gotten a better deal.

Don't worry mate we will try to find you a better block, somewhere nice and in all the congestion & smog, maybe next to the airport and close to the dump for convenience, and surrounded by nice grey concrete buildings and power lines is always a bonus.

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How does the hedgehog get on with the possums?

Do we even have hedgehogs in australia?

No, but we do have wombats, echidnas and platypi. Before you ask, platypi is the plural of platypus

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I had a screw in my tyre so I pulled it out and now its making a funny hissing noise, any ideas?

Throw the screw away and get another one that doesn't hiss..?

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You have a hoop snake in your tyre, I suggest extreme caution. Find yourself a sacrificial American tourist. Once a hoop snake strikes it has no more venom for 13 minutes, just enough time to strip the tyre and get it out. Warn the tyre fitter of the latent condition. Note even psychotic attack possums fear hoop snakes.

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ok r4ndll.

here is your new KLC Title

KLC Chief Possum Teeth Sharpener
It is the little things we do that have a lot of bite

Spotted:

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I have been fencing with NTP for years and always wear gloves so I not affected.

Really? Foil, Epee, or Sabre?

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Originally Posted by Jasen
I have been fencing with NTP for years and always wear gloves so I not affected.

He meant this...

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Now according to the best Information website on the planet, and it is always correct..never ever argue with Wikipedia. (cough BS cough)

This is from wikipedia.
"There is no universally agreed plural of "platypus" in the English language. Scientists generally use "platypuses" or simply "platypus". Colloquially, the term "platypi" is also used for the plural, although this is technically incorrect and a form of pseudo-Latin, the correct Greek plural would be "platypodes"

So ladies and gents..do not think that we at the KLC just make shite up..no no no.

We use only the best sources google has to offer.


KLC, Because your education today is the future of tomorrows children, yesterday.

I just like the sound of platypi, in fact I like the sound of platypi pie! Mmmmmm platypi pie... Platypuses sounds wrong, I'll accept platypus as a plural, like fish. Platypodes is just silly.

What we really should work on is a platypossum!

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He meant this...

Oh, the hammer and nails variety.

As one who has enjoyed the sport of fencing in my younger years I was hoping we might be able to start a new team up, still have my foil here ready to go.

En Garde!

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En Garde!

Vous devez renoncer

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No, but we do have wombats, echidnas and platypi. Before you ask, platypi is the plural of platypus

I'm sure Platypi is a tasty pastry dish with platypus filling.

Steve must have had Q fly it in for him.

No we actually made it for him in the lab......customs was just too much of a pain in the clacker.

Wow..where did that come from? I am shocked that you gave in so easy ntp.
Oh well, tough titties......moving on.....who has the winning lotto numbers? I need some cash to import another hedgehog.


well well..seems ntp deleted that post..lucky for us i hit reply and saved it.

I say let NTP join and give him a rank that suits his skills.

But But, what is his skill set?

Well he is like a parasite that gets under you skin and annoys the shit out if you if you let him. I have been fencing with NTP for years and always wear gloves so I not affected.

Lets have a chat with Q in sure he will find a use for him.

NTP Possum Proctologist - KLC
He's always got his head up a possums arse.

I have found a title and job for him, see above (the Purdy red bits).
I feel that it only fitting that a bloke who loves to shit stir should be allowed to live his dream and play with possums bungholes all day.

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If you ever meet a famous proctologist and ask him/her for their autograph and they take a thermometer out of their pocket, it's pretty certain some @sshole has taken their pen.

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If you ever meet a famous proctologist and ask him/her for their autograph and they take a thermometer out of their pocket, it's pretty certain some @sshole has taken their pen.

You really are a funny f@#ker ntp. I don't know where you keep getting this stuff from.

Seeing as you so desperately want to be a KLC man, maybe you could be our court jester.


Steve when I read ohhh mein arsch I just burst out laughing and my daughter asked "is that possum joke still making you laugh??" "Yes honey yes the possums are making me laugh."

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Mmmm my daughter just made me some icecream with milo sprinkled on top......damn it is a tasty little number.

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Mmmm my daughter just made me some icecream with milo sprinkled on top......damn it is a tasty little number.

So long as it isn't a Coogee Bay sundae.