The funny things we see

[Shan Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Shan]

Just came across this on the web.... love the commitment

[JPH Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close JPH]

I saw this guy riding along a main road and then down along the common this arvo.. Wtf! I did a u turn and took a picture, he stopped and said g'day, apparently he was just going for a ride on his horse! I should have shouted him a corona!

[fido666 Banned Find all posts View Profile Close fido666]

Well that's something you don't see every day Josh! Must be a pretty stable horse not to be spooked by the traffic!

[foxclan Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close foxclan]

Very Interesting bumper replacement, wondering if they would design one for Prado's
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Not sure about those bolt heads being very pedestrian friendly.

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I saw this guy riding along a main road and then down along the common this arvo.. Wtf! I did a u turn and took a picture, he stopped and said g'day, apparently he was just going for a ride on his horse! I should have shouted him a corona!
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That shouldn't be unusual, after all, they do call you Vics MEXICANS don't they.

[JPH Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close JPH]

That shouldn't be unusual, after all, they do call you Vics MEXICANS don't they.

Lol! Good call Bushbasher!

[Steevo Member Find all posts View Profile Close Steevo]

Was going up the Hume Hwy couple of weeks back and had to look a few times to make sure I wasn't seeing things, a bloke driving a commodore and his front seat passenger was a naked blow up doll:shock:. And yes she had a seatbelt on. Never ceases to amaze me what you see on the road:lol:

[craigm Addicted PP Member Find all posts View Profile Close craigm]

Auto Pilot? or has he been travelling down a transit lane?

[Trekrider Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Trekrider]

Spotted this Driving Instructor's car in Rockingham - obviously has a sense of humour

[gspy4u Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close gspy4u]

was coming home and saw a guy on a scooter coming down the road, he was pulling a motor mower down the road at 40pkh or so in his left hand running it backwards beside his scooter WTF was my first thought

[AJ120 Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close AJ120]

I copied the text below from a reply on another forum, bit unclear as to what he really thinks

You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a
wonder you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as
if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate
transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you
had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out.
On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest
attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would
need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant
glimpse of it. Your personality is that of a rabid chihuahua intent on
destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are like that of the
bird who keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other
bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to
be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered
his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker. You are, at varying
times, tedious, boring, earth shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy,
childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful. You are
wholly without any redeeming social graces or value. If Ghod ever decides to
give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you
stand is a suitable place for The Insertion.

And you probably dress funny, too.

There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to
you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal
kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche.

To call you a parasite would be injurious to the thousands of honest
parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin does not pretend
to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage.

You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are worthless
compared to burnt-out light bulbs. Your will forever live in shame. You
have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing
about you.

You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and
unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are
Nature's way of saying "&#%!!" You should get a real job but you are
unemployable. You misspell short words and I doubt you can dance.

You are as an oil slick upon a natural paradise. You would proposition
Jonbenet Ramsey, and seduce her with bogus lines. You have made Tim
Thorne look competent. You spoil everybody's day, and your horoscope
is rarely accurate.

You are an aberration, a corruption, a boil on the Net that needs to be
lanced. You are a poison we need to vomit. You are a tooth so rotten it
infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a
condom and flushed down a toilet. You are no fun, and you don't know how to
post.

I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for
others as you do. Go away.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say
on Earth. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions
from your ex-CO. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would
rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a
weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
then killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as
you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought
of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are
vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of
this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to
impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop
will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it
more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive
its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame
of your ignoble blood. May you ckoke on the queasy, convulsing nausea
of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty
and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are
unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that
reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements
of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you
hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more
weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,
waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease,
you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a halfwit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are
dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all
unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise
everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard "I didn't
say a bad job I said a PISS-POOR job" stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.
Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole
different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid.
Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.
Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Quantum singularity
stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid
in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your
writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this
stupid.
Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of
stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else
as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go
on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me
again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your
ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of
the rest of this drivel. D'oh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of your of whay you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful.
I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of
babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have
learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take
for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes
forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these
things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I
would have never read your posts. It just wouldn't have been "right".
Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck
in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a
demand on you.

P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic,
insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine,
conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic,
spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,
paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,
diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive,
dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
socially-retarded, puer.

Cheers Andrew

[Ozpat Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close Ozpat]

Does it come in plain English?

[jss Moderated member Find all posts View Profile Close jss]

WOW...........just imagine how pissed off with someone you'd have to be to put that together.


Cheers
James

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WOW the thesaurus took a hammering

[Ozpat Advanced Member Find all posts View Profile Close Ozpat]

I'm saving it for the divorce. My lawyer will be impressed.