The 4wding First Party: (Warning this is a political Thread)

[iantz Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close iantz]

Can I 'fifth' the motion if I proposed it?? What the hell, add another vote in on my behalf.

[croozza Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close croozza]

Can I sex it...... oopps, I mean Sixth it....

[Matty80 Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close Matty80]

As Policial Lobbiest, I also vote in favour of such a policy. As this method is currently in use to promote all high fuel consumption vehicles and as such, this policy makes me money!!!

I mean happy...

[MidLifeCrisis Out of control poster! Find all posts View Profile Close MidLifeCrisis]

Enough!!!!!
By overwhelming demand the following Policy will be known as a "Golden" policy. A Golden policy cannot be ammended or altered without a referendum. For those West Australians amongst us that is the same process you go through at a state level every 3 or 4 years to decide whether your curtains will fade from the introduction of daylight savings.

Golden Policy 1: All car washes must be manned/womaned/staffed by bikini clad women (approved based on photographic application by the 4wding first party members) who like to wash dirty 4wdrives using buckets full of bubbles, and don't mind getting wet and dirty in the process. During Summer months such bikini clad women may remove any clothing they wish to stay cool, however for OH&S reasons they may NOT wear any other clothing as this may get caught on the 4wd. All cloths and sponges are to immediately be banned as un-environmental, at the same time any bikini clad woman will be paid double for improvising in cleaning techniques with the limited resources she has available, eg hands, bikini, lady lumps, tush etc. For safety reasons only the male driver may exit the car during any washing cycle to assist the cleaning staff, unless the passengers would look good assisting the cleaners, which is a decision soley in the hands of the driver.

PS ONLY PROPER 4WDrives may use any cleaning facility.

PLEASE NOTE: Any golden policy must be put to the members at thenext AGM for adoption. As previously mentioned it cannot be altered or deleted without a full referendum.

PS The 4wd First party is an equal opportunity employer. Any person regarless of sex may apply to become a cleaner. All skills, competence and "other" attributes will be considered to select the suitable applicants. As the cleaning areas are estricted for space, we suggest an applicant would have a better vchance of selection if the were petite, young, a very skinny waste to squeeze past the 4wd, able to bend and get into tight spaces, and possess some bodily feature to assist in the no cloth and sponge rule.
God save the Head honcho.

[ntp Addicted PP Member Find all posts View Profile Close ntp]

Enough!!!!!
By overwhelming demand the following Policy will be known as a "Golden" policy.

I'm glad this wasn't a golden shower policy. :shock:

[craigm Addicted PP Member Find all posts View Profile Close craigm]

Fellow Party members.... I have witnessed the distressing sight of Prados being intentionally defaced by the placement of "My Family" and even worse......"Frangipani" stickers!!!! This "visual pollution" needs to be cleaned up by whatever means possible. I move that fines be applied to the full extent of the law to thwart such activity. We need to ensure that the reproduction of such horrific and offensive material never be attached to any Prado ever again.

May I suggest "That by 2012, No Prado shall bare a Frangipani or My Family sticker"

[ntp Addicted PP Member Find all posts View Profile Close ntp]

May I suggest "That by 2012, No Prado shall bare a Frangipani or My Family sticker"

We can only live in hope.

[Richoson Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close Richoson]

OK Folks

With the massive input of suggested policies and information we now need to collate this information so that we can present this to the general population and show them the real need for a party with dodgy policies, self interests, and monetry gains... or has that been done in the past? What the hell let's go for it!!

We need a policy document and a Ministerial Secretary to take on this massive task.. is there a nomination? Be aware that the Party Secretary is usually the most bullet proof member earning the most money so is a very prestigous position and highly sought after.

If you think you are up to the task please post your resume and photographic evidence for consideration.

See ya on the tracks, El Presidente.

[prado887.1 Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close prado887.1]

Fellow Party members.... I have witnessed the distressing sight of Prados being intentionally defaced by the placement of "My Family" and even worse......"Frangipani" stickers!!!! This "visual pollution" needs to be cleaned up by whatever means possible. I move that fines be applied to the full extent of the law to thwart such activity. We need to ensure that the reproduction of such horrific and offensive material never be attached to any Prado ever again.

May I suggest "That by 2012, No Prado shall bare a Frangipani or My Family sticker"

Is it still proper ettiquette to display an "I hate frangipani's" sticker as I have seen sported by quite a few vehicles nowadays?

also
Although I own a TD Prado will I still Be subject to the high tax rates with our other vehicles? (ie, a 2" lifted Rav4 with Coopers (couldnt get Mickey T's at the time in that size) and an Aurion).??
Ryan

[craigm Addicted PP Member Find all posts View Profile Close craigm]

Is it still proper ettiquette to display an "I hate frangipani's" sticker as I have seen sported by quite a few vehicles nowadays?

I suggest that all Party members and also the public who are unfortunate not to own a Prado should indeed be encouraged to spread the word that bearers of Frangipani stickers should be ostracized.

[ntp Addicted PP Member Find all posts View Profile Close ntp]

And if you get into power... you'll need a police force to support you.

Let's not forget this visionary ad:

You know the types, poor suspension, low clearance... some still get through and think they are a 4wd'er, but they don't get far.

Some of the border rules:

• No boy band CDs
• No personal organisers or man bags
• No macrobiotic food
• No cardigans or designer shoes
• No face creams or lip balms
• No sparkling water or latte sippers
• No soft roaders
• No metrosexuals
• No fake 'Toyota' 4wd badges
• No pastries
• No hair dryers
• No tofu or soy sausages
• No manscaping (wtf)

And to think that some of these people have kids!

It's a hard country... and we want to keep it that way. "Nothing Soft Gets in".

[ntp Addicted PP Member Find all posts View Profile Close ntp]

Fellow Party members.... I have witnessed the distressing sight of Prados being intentionally defaced by the placement of "My Family"...stickers

What, like this:

[craigm Addicted PP Member Find all posts View Profile Close craigm]

[Matty80 Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close Matty80]

Nice! Thats the best my family sticker ever!

[croozza Avid PP Poster! Find all posts View Profile Close croozza]

Can I suggest these modifications.

Some of the border rules:

• No boy band CDs What do you class as a boy band ?
• No personal organisers or man bags Totally agree
• No macrobiotic food What is this ?
• No cardigans or designer shoes Agree
• No face creams or lip balms Agree to a point, in icy or windy conditions, lip balm is permissable
• No sparkling water or latte sippers Latte, is only permissable if your trying to impress a supermodel
• No soft roaders Soft roaders will be burnt immediately
• No metrosexuals Will be shot on site
• No fake 'Toyota' 4wd badges there is only one fake, and it better be the rack on a supermodel
• No pastries Excludes, meat pies, and sausage rolls
• No hair dryers Does not include towels, or driving with your head out the window
• No tofu or soy sausages What is this tofu and soy sausages you talk about ??????
• No manscaping (wtf) HUH?????

And to think that some of these people have kids!

It's a hard country... and we want to keep it that way. "Nothing Soft Gets in".