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Hey JSS, has Norbit been sneaking out again?

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Just jumped on to see what's happened lately. . . . . And WTF!

I think it might be time for an intervention. 😃

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Whats up Geoff?

Guess I should have been reading this thread earlier, last few pages of possum jokes make absolutely no sense on their own😃

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I downloaded the app but couldn't connect I will have another play in the morning.

Jasen I had the same. YouTube saved m- when camera is on, go to your wifi settings, scan for new networks, connect to Drg500 network. Default password is 'blackvue'

Then go to app and connect. For the iPhone version click 'settings>firmware' to get into the sound and light settings

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Maybe Minister for War and Finance may be more suitable?

That's a much better title for her. That's why you're the man Mr President Sir. Chief Possum Slapper is equally as good though....now i'm just confused.

Well I had the offer accepted on my land today and have some important questions relating to the priorities of a new land owner.

What are the best trees to plant to attract possums?
Does this electronic devise come as a possum attractor?
Or should I just dress my existing possums up in sexy cloths and lipstick?

That's great news Jase Congrats!! Did you go for a quick settlement so you can relocate the possums asap??

Hey JSS, has Norbit been sneaking out again?

Yes that's him, he got the idea when I told him that the unicorn stole my muffin............he always takes things too far though, he is an extreme possum with some serious boundary issues and social disorders, but that's what makes him entertaining.

I hope someone wiped their arse on his seat covers!

Check.........I had the runs too so it's definitely a Pootrol now

Ok, I know i am warped..but bet 50 bucks i ain't alone...lol

Ahh that was gold!! "if I want to kill someone without destroying their body i'll use a hammer." hahaha pure gold!!!!

Guess I should have been reading this thread earlier, last few pages of possum jokes make absolutely no sense on their own

Geoff you really need to keep up man!! Perhaps instead of worrying about interventions you should go and take a speed reading class or two.

By the way the KLC is more than happy to help you with an intervention. Is it for those poor souls over at the 4wd first party?? that would be my guess.
Just remember folks we at the KLC are here to HELP not JUDGE.

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No the P's of Q branch did no such hacking, but we will look into it asap. Norbit will be out of action for at least 24hrs though. He really took one for the team this morning. I was at my daughters soccer match this morning and all was going well until the other team brought on this little ranga midget who I believe was in fact just a very short A grade Manchester United player (damn he was good). So to even things up and to also satisfy his own devious nature Norbit said I should roll him into a ball, paint him black and white and switch him for the game ball. WHAT A GUY!!! He got the absolute snot kicked out of him all second half and we still went down by 1 goal, but on the bright side the opposing team have now all had to go to the hospital needing stitches, tetanus & rabies shots.
The fact that Norbit broke into the bakery last night also helped immensely as his belly was still so full of cake he was already the shape of the ball. He also was awarded man of the match by default as the little ranga kid ran away after Norbit bit him severely about the twig & berries region.
Now if you'll all excuse me for a moment I need to go and buy Norby some chocolate éclairs to help him recover.

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Isn't MaGiva Macgyvers Portuguese cousin?

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What are the best trees to plant to attract possums?

En-trees. They love them.

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With enough entrees there is no need for anything else.

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I propose that Norby is promoted to Prime Possum, he just goes above and beyond.

Norby said just hearing such comments from our illustrious and beloved Pres has made him feel better already, and that he is ready to get back in the game and start putting together his "Acme Postman Ambush Kit" which ironically arrived by post on Friday.

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Wow! Standard sized tyres get a mention!

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See, Q, suits you Perfectly

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haha that's just beeuuwdeefull

Tell the little bugger he is to have a days bed rest by order of the pres.

I just gave him a hit of chloroform which should keep him quiet for a while................That's normal right??? Everyone has a couple of bottles stashed away at home yeah????

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As a rule of thumb I'd say chloroform is ok if you love them!

That's what I thought because we all know that "No means No" but don't forget "Silence is Golden"









I know that's sooo wrong but I still just had to.

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Don't they prefer chlorophyll?

My possums are all gainfully employed now, especially the ones on covert action. Any ideas how to get the curlews to pay their way? I've got 14 now down the back and they seem to be just standing around.